{"id":147,"date":"2003-03-01T05:20:14","date_gmt":"2003-03-01T05:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/?p=147"},"modified":"2009-03-31T05:22:50","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T05:22:50","slug":"bat-boy-steals-mini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/?p=147","title":{"rendered":"Bat Boy Steals Mini!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-148\" title=\"batboymini\" src=\"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/batboymini.jpg\" alt=\"batboymini\" width=\"400\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/batboymini.jpg 400w, https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/batboymini-300x147.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>So,what gives? I thought all the praise last month on my Mini was enough to convince some people they should own the lovely car.<\/p>\n<p>I was reading my favorite magazine the Weekly World News, and much to my surprise the very famous Bat Boy, has the nerve to steal a Mini, I had to check my driveway to make sure my car was there. OK OK, yes me and BB are friends, we have had a few drinks, but he steals a Mini!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Now Bat Boy was last seen fighting Osama Bin Laden, helping America against the evil axis. <a href=\"http:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/old_gospels\/batboy_mini.html\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>As this article will show<\/strong><\/a>, he is a thief, with no regard for anyone, I have turned my shoulder on the little guy.<\/p>\n<p>Crestfallen but hopeful. \u2013 Danny<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So,what gives? I thought all the praise last month on my Mini was enough to convince some people they should own the lovely car. I was reading my favorite magazine the Weekly World News, and much to my surprise the very famous Bat Boy, has the nerve to steal a Mini, I had to check [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[22,18],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-danny","tag-bat-boy","tag-mini-cooper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":149,"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions\/149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naturalenergylab.com\/gospel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}